preview: episode 02, "brave new world"

NOTE: not a reference to the huxley novel.

...or is it?

so let me get this straight. caroline is a vampire. and goes crazy. and starts eating people at the carnival. (there sure are a lot of "festivals" and "parades" and "carnivals" and stuff in mystic falls, a town with a whopping thirteen people. possibly only twelve since i haven't seen alaric yet). (haters).

and then uncle mason gets in a knife fight* in the parking lot and tyler's all, "DUDE! YOUR EYES!"

and then damon is going to kill caroline. which, by the way, doesn't necessarily seem like the right solution to this problem, exactly...

and then bonnie lights stuff on fire. again. whorishly.

did i miss anything? this episode sounds great.

and lest i leave you totally bummed out, internet, please accept this peace offering -- your daily damon:

      "aren't you worried one day allllll the forest animals are going to band together and fight back? i mean, surely they talk." (damon)

      "i have more important things to do. like explode." (damon)





* there may or may not be a knife involved in this fight.